1. *wakes up in a pool of sweat tangled in sheets*

  2. oh god it’s so damn hot

  3. I can’t move

  4. Maybe the other side of the pillow will be colder

  5. Nope

  6. I should turn the fan on

  7. But I can’t reach it

  8. I’m melting

  9. MELTING

  10. Ah yes i’ve reached the fan

  11. Sweet relief

  12. Now the fan is just pushing around hot air

  13. I should get up

  14. There is ice in the freezer

  15. I could sit in the freezer

  16. *dreams about sitting naked in Antarctica*

  17. How little clothing could i wear that is socially acceptable?

  18. Why isn’t walking around in underwear socially acceptable?

  19. NO HUMAN SHOULD BE FORCED TO WEAR CLOTHES IN THIS HEAT~!~

  20. I am too worked up now it’s making me hotter

  21. Calm down it’s just a hot day

  22. Ok I will wear clothes

  23. *looks at weather app*

  24. Is this broken?

  25. HOLY CRAP DO WE LIVE IN AN OVEN??

  26. ALL WEEK!?!?

  27. Do BOM even understand that I have a life to live that involves being outdoors

  28. Bloody climate change

  29. I should complain about this in a witty way on facebook

  30. That should get some likes

  31. Oh no angry climate denying uncle

  32. Ignore

  33. Actually, he's wrong, send patronising gif

  34. Heh

  35. Ughghhghhhh I'm so hot

  36. I didn't even know I could sweat from there

  37. I need to change and it's not even midday

  38. Beach. I'll go to the beach.

  39. I'll cool off in the ocean, it'll be heavenly

  40. Where is my spf 50+?

  41. Omg it's going to be so nice.

  42. I should apply sunscreen now because I will fry like an egg outside.

  43. *boards bus* there is an alarming number of people with beach towels on this bus

  44. Oh god I just touched someone's arm

  45. It's so sweaty

  46. We're both so sweaty

  47. Why is their no air conditioner on this bus?

  48. Oh no the man in front of me forgot deodorant

  49. Oh no he's lifting his arm

  50. Gross.

  51. Be at the beach soon. Be at the beach soon.

  52. I need to change clothes again.

  53. I can't wait to have a calippo

  54. Mmmmmm calippo

  55. Next stop, cool ocean paradise

  56. *gets off bus to find literally every man and his dog at the beach* crap

  57. Why did I come to the beach?

  58. *burns feet on sand*

  59. HOLY CRAP FIRE FIRE FIRE

  60. *runs around looking like a gazelle trying to find a spot to put towel amongst thousands of bodies*

  61. Nope

  62. Nope

  63. Nope

  64. Must. Reach. Water.

  65. Ah sweet relief.

  66. Fuck global warming, it's too fucking hot already.

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